Take a Wizz!
I have a new vacation destination. I've got to get to Katowice, Poland so I can take the new European airline - Wizz! Air. This Budapest-based airline will start service in May and already has three times as many airplanes as Tulsa-based Great Plains Airlines. I just want to be able to say I took a Wizz and have a ticket stub to prove it. I also want to pick up a Wizz! Bag for motion sickness - I could sell these on e-bay.
Ailing Great Plains could take a cue from Wizz and relaunch itself with a name change. Send in your suggestions to Okiepundit at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll post the good ones.