Friday, March 12, 2004

Mullets Oh No!

A family of mullets has moved in next door and I am both apprehensive and delighted. Apprehensive because of what I have seen of their behavior and delighted at the prospect of observing an exotic culture. The "family" is an assortment of at least three men, a boy of about 12, and a scrawny woman that looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet. My initial impressions are that they talk loud, cuss a lot, smoke, cough, and like to dress in dirty t-shirts that don't quite cover their bellies. This could be interesting.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

OKC on track for investment

Word is that OKC draws close to success on a $1 billion+ investment from out of state. This is a deal OKC has been working on for years. More after the deal is done.

Sunday, March 07, 2004

Just a Theory

I have a theory that 96 members of the Oklahoma House of Representatives are either clueless on matters of science or spineless amphibians - I can't prove it yet but all the evidence seems to point in that direction. Juscuz elaborates on March 5th.

Disclaimer: the above statement regarding the clueless or spineless nature of the Oklahoma House of Representatives is just one of many possible explanations for the state of affairs that brought us to where we are today - not much further along than we were in the 19th century.