Mullets Oh No!

A family of mullets has moved in next door and I am both apprehensive and delighted. Apprehensive because of what I have seen of their behavior and delighted at the prospect of observing an exotic culture. The "family" is an assortment of at least three men, a boy of about 12, and a scrawny woman that looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet. My initial impressions are that they talk loud, cuss a lot, smoke, cough, and like to dress in dirty t-shirts that don't quite cover their bellies. This could be interesting.