From Hermes to Red Man?

Word on the street is that Governor-elect Brad Henry chews. Tobacco that is. He was recently seen whackin that tobacky agin his pants leg. Hope he doesn't do that in polite company. What a contrast that would be with the quite proper Frank Keating. Frank "Hermes" Keating and First Lady Cathy Keating always represented Oklahoma with diplomacy and style. Let's hope the new residents at the Mansion represent us in cosmopolitan style. We have enough trouble shaking the bumpkin image without our Governor traveling with a spitoon. Will there be a First Spitoon in the Mansion?