Muskogee Schools Crack Down on blatant Scarf Wearing

Unsatisfied with the national attention received when they expelled a young boy last year for pointing his finger and saying "kapow", Muskogee schools today expelled a young Muslim girl for wearing a head scarf. The parents of the girl explained that the head covering is required by their religion but school authorities rejected the claim. "Who ever heard of makin' someone wear a rag on their hay-yed fer church purposes," said Goober Monks, principal of the Muskogee school. "We aren't half as stoopid as these people think we are. The headscarf is gang in-sig-nee-uh and she's got to take it off."